Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
You know the WORST thing about this?
She’s run into the surf to save them, and these fuckers are standing on the beach just watching and taking pictures.
Like, shit man, I’d go give her a hand!
And who cares if the goddamn thing (bikini top) slingshots off her chest and does a lap around the moon…?
Two lives were in the balance here, and yet all we focus on is her nipple?
Not that lives were in danger. Not that she was pretty much Aquawoman and saved people. Not that a bunch or people stood on the beach and watched it unfold, doing nothing but taking pics for tabloids.
Just the nipple.
They are shitting all over an event in her life that was probably quite worrying and/or traumatising, but also her most heroic moment.
Fuck the media. It’s all bullshit anyway.
Heidi’s a Hero.
Misogyny and Stupidity had a baby and it is this
BUT GUYS, NIPPLE. IT’S NIPPLE THAT’S EMBARRRAAASSSIIIING. TWO OF HER LOVED ONES WERE SAVED FROM DROWNING BUT LIKE, NAH DUDE NIPPLE IS WORSE LOOK AT THAT TITTY. HEIDI SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR SHOWING NOPPLE SHOULDA JUST LET EM DROWN SO SHE WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASS.
Fuck this world holy shit are you kidding me with this shit? The media can eat a fucking rhino shit.
I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo
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